thirtyoneblog

It’s not “stewardess.” It’s flight attendant

It’s not “secretary.” It’s assistant (Some of them are particular about being called “executive coordinator” but I think that might be a little much. I have an assistant, but I am not an executive, and I don’t need coordinating.).

And for heaven’s sake, a tax return is your Form 1040. A tax refund is what you get back that you should have gotten a year ago if you had withheld less. (But that is another post). Seriously, every spring I go insane hearing people talk about how they hope to get a big tax return. I always want to come back with a smart remark like “Are you printing on legal size paper?”